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It's a job thing, it's a life thing, it's a crap thing.
With a very few exceptions the world of jobs is characterized by stifling boredom, grinding tedium, poverty, petty jealousies, sexual harassment, loneliness, deranged co-workers, bullying bosses, seething resentment, illness, exploitation, stress, helplessness, hellish commutes, humiliation, depression, appalling ethics, physical fatigue and mental exhaustion. But tales of woe can make for hilarious reading and it is with this in mind that the Idler Crap Job project began.
We want to hear your stories of work misery to entertain other suffering souls stuck in the offices of the world. Send us an email with your entry
Here are some of the nominations so far:
NEW! Little Shop of Horrors
NEW! GMTV staff member
NEW! National Rail Enquiries
NEW! Toilet cleaner
Photocopier
Milk
Indirect Debit
Plastic Man
Dancing With The Dead
Morgue Madness
Petrol Pomp
Chicken Run
Maggot Brain
De-Fluffer
Salads For The Dying
Dolecalling
Kitchen
Hell Desk
Processing Plant
Powder Puff
Secret
Hitting the phones
Doing dirties
Shaking blood
Rehab
Getting jellied
Janitor's Assistant
No Boxes, just the card
Bandage Factory
Spectacles
Syringe
Pioneer
Fruity
Memento
Ass Discount Store
Hi De Hi
Pipe Standing
Classifieds
Washing Up
McDonalds Hell
Spazzing
Crap
Weedbuster
Bingo!
A Good Rub Down
More Boxes
"Fuck Off"
Looking for a Crap Job
Suckered
Seeds of Discontent
Honey Bear
Marquee Erection
Jizz Mopping
Licence To Ill
You'll Never Eat a Pre-packaged Sandwich Again
Nasty Cheese Dreams
The Office Smells of Spunk
It Smelt of Burning Turds
Call Centre Hell
Fishpaste
The Work of Ants
If you've spent too long in work hell, send us anemail now and share your miserable, crap job experiences with fellow Idlers.
If you have, or have had, a crap job, let us know all about it. We will publish the best (worst) entries.
We want to know all the sorry (though please, non libellous) details. Let it all out. How did you suffer
(Please note: Unless you state that you dont want us to publish your story, we reserve the right to print it in any medium we choose. Also, make sure you tell us if you wish to remain anonymous.)